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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Three of the Merrill rock the boat again.

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I break out into song from Guys and Dolls.

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This is all that's been in my head, Amy, ever since he said rock the boat the first time.

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You see off in the distance some fishing boats and they are beginning to paddle away from you.

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They do not like the cut of our jib.

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Could Donny, because he can speak to people telepathically using images.

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He does that and they all look confused and some of them a bit scared.

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The fact that they're seeing these images.

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Against their will.

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Oh my God.

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What else do we see?

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You see a large silhouette of a massive iceberg.

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Guys, I think we should go there immediately.

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Agreed.

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What else are we doing?

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Larry yell just don't make any sudden movements.

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Okay, guys, one of the warriors comes up and knocks him out.

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Thanks, Larry.

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In fact, all three of you are struck from behind and are all knocked out.

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You guys are brought out to the center of the village.

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All of the people surrounding the area are all chanting a word,

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which Larry tells you that this word is this man's name and it is Orca Heart.

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They are chanting this louder and louder over and over again

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until you are escorted into the center of this arena.

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Flint, you are led into the center of this ring where you see you are on the map now.

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And the man you've been speaking to,

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he comes out to the center of the ring and he begins to do a little spiel,

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which Larry roughly translates for you.

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And he says that you are about to undergo a massive battle between Orca Heart,

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our village's strongest warrior and the strongest warrior of these newcomers.

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If our champion wins,

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these people must hand over some of their fine steel weapons

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and sail away immediately, never to return.

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If the newcomers win, they will have earned their place among the villagers.

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He goes on to say that no magic is allowed

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and the fight must be until one contestant is unconscious and dying.

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And he, the man who was talking, he's moved back to the side.

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And there is another female.

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She is, she looks like she's maybe the town

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medicine woman or shaman.

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I have one question before we start.

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If my friends are off to the side and they see something

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that might help me in the battle via, I don't know,

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some sort of perception check or something, are they able to tell me about it?

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Absolutely.

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Yep.

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Perfect.

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So, yeah, yeah.

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So you, as far as Nularaaa and Thea go,

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if at any point you want to make a check of some sort,

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just let me know and we can do that and then deal with that from there.

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Cool.

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Thea, why don't you occasionally do a magic check

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to make sure they aren't breaking their own rules?

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What a good idea.

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Because you can do that, right?

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Can you do detect magic or something?

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Yeah, detect magic or, yeah.

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I'm assuming Flynn's just going to win, so I'm not that worried, but.

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Yeah, or a perception check.

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If you notice somebody doing something that you're unsure of,

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you can see if you can figure out what they're doing.

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Okay.

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That's okay.

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So he's got a six for his initiative.

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Okay, I got a ten.

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Alright, so you, sir, are up first.

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Alright.

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Can I run a perception check just initially to get an eyeball at him?

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Yes, yes, you can.

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That's a 16.

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He's a human male.

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He's wearing, he has a shield, a spear, and he's wearing studded leather.

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He's about twice your size, proportionately as wide.

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He's a very muscular individual.

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What is his shield made out of?

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It is a metal shield.

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That's stupid.

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Get him to stick his tongue to it.

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It is very cold.

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Oh, how big is the shield?

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Is it like, you know, just a buckler type of thing?

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Or is it like a big kite shield?

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It's a fairly sizable, probably more the size of a kite shield.

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Okay, but since he's a giant human, it's probably not covering that much of it.

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No, it would cover probably, you know, midsection.

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Or if he were to kneel behind it, it would cover likely most of what you could see.

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All right.

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Okay, let's do this, I guess.

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So what I would like to do right off the hop is some sort of attack where

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I go for more of his knee slash shin area right off the start,

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like fake like I'm going to go high, go low.

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Maybe if there's some sort of like roll involved, I can do an acrobatics check.

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But I figure I'll just be able to do that without too much difficulty.

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I'll get you to make either an acrobatics or athletics check.

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All right, let's check it.

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Which one I have a bonus for acrobatics.

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Oh, shit, I rolled a natural 20.

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What?

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I should have saved that for the attack.

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But you know what?

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I nailed the check.

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So that's good.

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You did.

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You nailed it.

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Yeah, you can do that.

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So we'll take that.

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So yes, if you hit with your attack check, you hit where you want to hit.

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Yeah.

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That is a 19.

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One thing to note that we were playing incorrectly and have been playing incorrectly forever.

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For like a year now?

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Oh, sweet.

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Yeah, forever.

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When you're rolling against ac, if you match somebody's ac,

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the person who's attacking wins that battle.

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Oh, okay.

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Is that coming into play right now?

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Yes, it is.

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With 19, you hit.

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Okay.

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Two D12 plus four.

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All right, let's get the D12 going.

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And not the group from Detroit that Eminem's part of.

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Of course.

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So that's eight.

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Six is 10 plus four.

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Hold on.

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Eight and six is 14.

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Sorry, hold on here, Flynn.

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Did you move per chance?

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Remember he ran and did like a roll?

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I assume I like ran towards him.

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I was just going to say, you know, using maps and stuff.

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There you go.

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Oh, sorry.

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I was like, what are you talking about?

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He did that amazing move.

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I mean, I assumed it was part of my acrobatics check, but I wasn't sure.

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You actually did it on the spot.

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All right, so that was nice.

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Watch out.

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Intunidation tactic.

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All right, so that was eight and six plus four.

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So that is 18 on the first one.

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Okay.

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Second attack.

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I guess I'll go for kind of the same thing since I'm already in the process of doing this.

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Yeah, for sure.

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And that's a 21, but not critical.

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Of course, that's just with the bonus.

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Nine on the first one.

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A solid three on the second one and four is 16 damage.

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I'm like screaming from the from the sidelines like,

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slittest tendon.

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Yeah, we're being very vocally supportive in a way that we are not currently.

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So as not to like make Skype melt.

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Yeah, no, I'm on board with it.

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Screams and cheers.

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That hit knocks him back kind of to this point to where, you know, he came into the arena

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and he is helped back up by barking seal.

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I do a perception check to make sure that as she helps him up,

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she's not like healing his wounds.

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Okay, make a perception check.

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I'm gonna.

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Do it then.

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Nine.

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What's your perception?

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My perception?

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I don't know.

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You've got my thing there.

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Seven.

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Seven.

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Okay, 16.

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It doesn't appear that she is making any sort of move to heal any wounds.

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Okay.

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Well, I make like kind of like I'm really obviously staring at her

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and then I like point to my eyes and then point to her with both my fingers.

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She got it.

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Yeah, she knows what's going on.

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Good.

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Okay, it is his turn.

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So he is helped back up by barking seal and moves charges towards you with his shield.

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That is he runs at you with his shield and bashes you with it for 18 against your AC.

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Which is a good hit.

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Yep.

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And you will take eight bludgeoning damage

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and you also have to make a strength saving throw.

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Okay.

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It's a 12 plus four so 16.

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So you say you saved against being knocked prone.

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Sweet.

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And he comes in and attacks you again with his spear stabbing at you twice.

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First one is a 16.

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Not good enough.

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Second one is a 25.

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Not critical.

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Definitely good enough.

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You take 14 piercing damage with that second hit.

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Okay.

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And now it's your turn.

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All right.

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And his stab kind of gets the crowd built up in a frenzy as you take that hit there.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So that's a 24 for my attack

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and I guess I should continue to try to...

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Guys, what should I do here?

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Should I go for the body, try and get past the shield

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or just keep attacking the lower region and try and cripple his movement?

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It seems like a good strategy as a shorter man, a shorter dwarf, I should say.

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That seems like a good strategy because then you can bash him upside the head

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when he's down on the ground.

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You can stop competing with his superior reach.

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Yeah.

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My hope is that he starts to favor his side and then I'm able to exploit that weakness.

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All right.

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Seven and four is 11 and four is 15 damage on that attack.

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Yeah, it was.

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All right.

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Second attack.

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That is a 19, which I think was good.

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A 19 is good, yeah.

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10 damage on that one.

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Oh shit, 12 on that one, so 22 and four is 26.

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Wow.

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He's looking bloodied.

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He's showing noticeable signs of damage at this point.

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But he actually drops his shield and makes a two-handed jab at you,

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for lack of a better term, with his spear and he gets three attacks.

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Oh shit.

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On the first hit, that's a 29, not critical.

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Oh my god.

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No, that's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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25, not critical.

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That doesn't matter.

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I wish the DM wouldn't lie.

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I know.

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I'm trying to keep it under wraps over here, but he turns back to me and he

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does a secret dice stuff.

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And loaded dice and all that stuff.

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So that's 14 damage.

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Second stab with his spear is only a 10 against your AC.

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Third, however, is a 21, not critical.

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And that will be eight piercing damage.

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Well, that's not too bad.

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I'm about halfway down for my hit points.

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That's okay.

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All right.

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So my turn again?

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Yes, sir.

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Okay, I'm going to use my bonus action of a second wind, which enables me to

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protect myself from damage and heal myself a little bit.

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Fantastic.

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Yes.

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Well, I guess I should wait till he attacks me again to do that one, hey?

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Because it lowers the attack for, let's see here.

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Yeah, it protects me from harm and gives me some healing action.

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So I'll wait till he attacks me again on that one.

262
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,319
However, I will go right back to attack him.

263
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,080
And since he has no shield now, because I'm assuming he did not pick it up.

264
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,520
He did not pick it up.

265
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:09,840
No.

266
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,920
I'm going to go straight for the neck.

267
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,600
So that's 25 on the attack roll.

268
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,320
Seven and seven and four is 18 damage.

269
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,440
And second attack is a 20, but not critical.

270
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:36,240
Five and three is eight plus four is 12.

271
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,440
He takes both of those hits and he's looking very worse for the wear.

272
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,080
Okay.

273
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:47,520
And he again charges at you with his spear and his first hit goes wide.

274
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,120
That's only 11.

275
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,280
Second is a 20, not critical.

276
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,080
And third is a 13.

277
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:05,120
So you take one hit and that will be 12 piercing damage.

278
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:07,600
All right.

279
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,320
Finish him.

280
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,759
Carla just gave me the thumbs down from the sidelines.

281
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,560
Make it so.

282
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,920
I don't want you to kill him.

283
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:22,400
I just want you to make him unconscious so we can like find out what these people know.

284
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,680
Yeah, can you like hit him over the head really hard and knock him unconscious?

285
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,120
I guess I could try to do that.

286
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,080
Try and do that.

287
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:28,580
Okay.

288
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,600
Or kill him if you want.

289
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,759
Or just cut him down in cold blood.

290
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,519
It's up to you.

291
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,159
I just would whatever.

292
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,600
You live by your own moral code.

293
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:45,919
I'm going to do my second win skill to recover some hit points just in case he

294
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,480
decides to like Hulk out on me or something.

295
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,879
So it's a 1d10 plus my fighter level.

296
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,919
That's a six plus eight is 14 damage I get back.

297
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,120
There we go.

298
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:06,320
And now I will attack him with the flat side of my axe in an attempt to render him

299
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,039
unconscious because he's looking quite bloody at this point.

300
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:09,840
Correct?

301
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,960
Yes, sir.

302
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,679
All right.

303
00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:17,120
I will use the flat part of my two handed axe and try and just knock him

304
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,240
upside the old noggin.

305
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,399
So that's a 21 on the attack roll.

306
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:30,319
Nine and five is 14 plus four is 18.

307
00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:32,720
So 18 damage on the flat of the axe.

308
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:38,240
I'm assuming there might be some sort of like damage mitigator because I'm not

309
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:38,959
using the edge.

310
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:42,480
It would be like bludgeoning damage instead of...

311
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,759
Well, yeah, it would still be...

312
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,759
He would still take it but I'm going to give him...

313
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:53,919
I'm going to make him make a saving throw to make sure he stays standing because

314
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,679
blunt force.

315
00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:03,279
He gets knocked back a few steps kind of in that direction there.

316
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:06,799
On that hit there.

317
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,679
He's still awake.

318
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:08,720
He's still awake.

319
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,919
He's still standing, eh?

320
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:10,720
He's still standing.

321
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,279
Jesus.

322
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:11,679
All right.

323
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,439
He's saved throw.

324
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,840
I guess I'll do my second attack on him then.

325
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:16,740
Okay.

326
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,720
That is a 17.

327
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,080
I don't think that's going to cut it.

328
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,840
17 is not good, no.

329
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,920
Yeah, like I said, he kind of stumbles backwards and he gives you a look like

330
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,920
he's coming at you for blood at this point.

331
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:30,639
Sweet.

332
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:30,960
Yeah.

333
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,639
Even though I tried to save his life.

334
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:39,280
Even though you tried to save his life, he rushes you with some sort of renewed

335
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:44,639
vigor and stumbles and slips on the ice.

336
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,040
Oh dear.

337
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:45,600
That's a one.

338
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,880
Think having grown up there.

339
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,440
You think.

340
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,560
You would think.

341
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,120
He'd be better.

342
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,720
He just got bashed upside the head though, so I'm going to cut him some slack.

343
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,440
Very true.

344
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,560
Little woozy.

345
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,880
But on the rebound, he gets 16.

346
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:09,840
Still not good, but his final stab, he gets 23, that's a 23 versus AC.

347
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,160
Well, that definitely hits.

348
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,360
Final one connects.

349
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:19,680
And that is 17 piercing damage.

350
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,440
Oh, geez.

351
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,560
So he's still looking worse for wear for us.

352
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:24,960
Yeah.

353
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:32,720
Okay, so if I wanted to use a healing potion right now, is that considered magic or am

354
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,840
I able to do so?

355
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,800
You could try.

356
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,360
You can do whatever you want.

357
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,720
Okay, no, I don't want to risk it.

358
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,160
That doesn't sound good.

359
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,559
In a battle to the death, a healing potion might be something that's frowned upon.

360
00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:46,640
I'm just putting that out there.

361
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:46,960
All right.

362
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:52,960
Well, in that case, I'm going to attack him twice and do my bonus attack of action

363
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,360
surge.

364
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,400
So he's got three attacks coming at him.

365
00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:58,559
Brace yourself.

366
00:17:58,559 --> 00:17:59,920
The first one's a 21.

367
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,000
The second one is a 10, so that's not going to do it.

368
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,680
And the third one is a 19.

369
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,759
Two of those hit, yeah.

370
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:09,119
All right, let's do this.

371
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:20,720
Five damage, nine damage plus four is 13 for the first attack, five again, seven is 12,

372
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,319
and four is 16.

373
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:25,039
29 total.

374
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:25,359
Yep.

375
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:31,440
You hit him twice there and the second time you hit him, he stumbles back again

376
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:38,080
and you kind of see this glazed over look in his eye.

377
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,840
See the light leave from his eyes?

378
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:49,600
Yeah, yeah, and he drops to his knees and falls face down onto the ice.

379
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,360
And the crowd, it was getting quieter.

380
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,400
They were still cheering, but at this point, everybody's gone completely silent.

381
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:08,800
Barking Seal comes out and checks his body and she calls out that the newcomers have

382
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,920
won the battle.

383
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,240
They are welcome in our village.

384
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:23,600
Two other warrior types come towards you and escort the four of you back to the

385
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,960
yurt that you were in before.

386
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,759
You're kind of rushed out of the arena.

387
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:32,079
And you're left to wait there for a little time.

388
00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:35,279
Is there anything you guys want to do or discuss while you're in there?

389
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:38,559
Were we able to see if he was dead or alive?

390
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:43,440
From what you could tell, he looks quite dead.

391
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,319
Oh, all right.

392
00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:45,119
Sorry about that.

393
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:45,680
You tried.

394
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,180
I tried.

395
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,119
You should take a healing potion now.

396
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,319
That's probably a good idea.

397
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,640
Or do something to fix yourself up a little bit.

398
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,200
All right.

399
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,160
Let me just roll some D4 here.

400
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,440
Well, we're in this beautiful, beautiful yurt.

401
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,000
That's right.

402
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,600
Is this a yurt we woke up in unconscious that one time?

403
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,100
Yep.

404
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,240
I think it is.

405
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,000
So that's nine hit points.

406
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,640
I get back.

407
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,519
Hooray.

408
00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:15,440
And are we in here for a short amount of rest time, Russ?

409
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:20,080
Or is it just more of like we're off to the side and they're coming back right away?

410
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,279
Someone will be coming in sooner than a short rest.

411
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:23,600
Yeah.

412
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:23,920
Okay.

413
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,840
Since all of our stuff was taken away,

414
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,640
can I assume now that we are being welcomed to the village, we get our stuff back?

415
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,840
It's in that yurt.

416
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,360
It is in that yurt, yes.

417
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,039
So we just grab our stuff.

418
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:38,800
There are two warriors kind of standing outside the yurt.

419
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,039
But yes, you are in the yurt, so you are welcome to grab your stuff.

420
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:43,440
Great.

421
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:43,759
All right.

422
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:44,480
I get my gear.

423
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,360
I inspect it to make sure they didn't do any funny business.

424
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,640
You want to make a funny business check?

425
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,320
I'd like to make a funny business check.

426
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,320
Damn it, I rolled a one.

427
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,480
Ah, there was so much funny business.

428
00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:56,240
They definitely did some funny business.

429
00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:00,159
You see zero funny business about any of your stuff.

430
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,079
Even though there are mustaches drawn all over it?

431
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:07,919
Even though there are mustaches drawn in whale blood all over it.

432
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,639
The googly eyes is the most offensive part.

433
00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:11,839
But you don't notice that.

434
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:12,079
No.

435
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:12,639
So it's fine.

436
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:13,279
No, it looks fine.

437
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:13,759
It looks good.

438
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,119
Thank God no funny business was had here.

439
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:20,159
Meanwhile, new Laura and I are just snickering in the background.

440
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,880
You guys, you wait for a little while.

441
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,360
Not a long amount of time.

442
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,800
But Barking Seal comes in.

443
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,000
The shaman person.

444
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,080
She comes in and sits down.

445
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,080
There's a stool in there.

446
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,519
She says, it appears you have bested our finest warrior,

447
00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:42,960
as was the agreement with our village leader.

448
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,800
You are welcome among our villagers.

449
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,240
You can stay the night.

450
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,519
He was under the impression you had some questions.

451
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:51,920
I will do my best to answer what you have.

452
00:21:52,639 --> 00:21:57,839
As soon as you are able, you may be wise to be on your way.

453
00:21:57,839 --> 00:22:00,799
But if there's anything I can do to help in the meantime,

454
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,160
you must be hungry.

455
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,440
Would you like anything to eat?

456
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,960
Yeah, sure.

457
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,160
So let me get this right.

458
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,400
You are down your best warrior.

459
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,000
And we just get to hang out for a little bit and then be on our way?

460
00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:17,200
I look off into the distance just contemplating

461
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,680
the amount of violence in the world and thinking,

462
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,920
I'm really changing on this journey.

463
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,120
I'm really changing.

464
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,160
I think I'm changing for the worse because as the longer

465
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,319
that battle went on and the guy didn't fall down,

466
00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:34,080
I started thinking, I'll just kill him.

467
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,440
Some means to an end.

468
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:43,039
We should eat some of their food because if fantasy has taught me anything,

469
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:47,839
it is that if you eat food in someone's dwelling,

470
00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:50,559
then in theory, they should not harm you.

471
00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:52,559
Yes, it worked perfectly in Game of Thrones.

472
00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:56,960
It did not, but in all other situations.

473
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,039
No, she said fantasy, Tom.

474
00:22:59,039 --> 00:22:59,920
She said fantasy.

475
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,480
Oh, right.

476
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,200
Not real life.

477
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,000
Gotcha.

478
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,200
Not real history of the actual world we live in.

479
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:05,920
Right, right, right.

480
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,200
Sorry, my bad, guys.

481
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,960
And then we do have questions.

482
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,519
Can we eat and ask questions at the same time?

483
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:14,720
She sends one of the warriors to go bring some food.

484
00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:19,359
So she says, I'm happy to answer any of your questions while we wait.

485
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,000
Oh, can she fix Tom up?

486
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,960
I mean, Flint.

487
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,839
She fixed Tom up.

488
00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:28,000
First question, is it like a set menu or do we have some options here?

489
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:33,200
Unfortunately, it's not much of a menu here.

490
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,559
We'll bring what the chef brings.

491
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,480
It's going to be something whale related.

492
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,440
No, it's theory.

493
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,400
Blubba.

494
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,720
So yes, Fianna is a good question.

495
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,200
Maybe she can help heal up Tom a little bit.

496
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,960
Sorry, not Tom.

497
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,440
Maybe she can help heal up Flint a little bit.

498
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,559
I know, I'm having trouble.

499
00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:49,680
Character voices.

500
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:54,079
One step at a time, Ross.

501
00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:56,880
My next character will have a character voice.

502
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,680
Oh, your next character.

503
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,039
So you want me to kill your character often?

504
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:00,240
Oh, don't kill my character.

505
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,960
She just wants to graduate from Adventure Academy.

506
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,960
Yes, I'm, no, don't kill off my character.

507
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,000
See what I'm talking about?

508
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,880
I will not intend to kill anybody's character.

509
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,519
Oh, God.

510
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:16,240
But if I do kill anyone, Amy, it's going to be your character.

511
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,200
We're going to have so many more fight to the deaths coming our way.

512
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:24,640
The spear was going straight for Flint's head and it took a right turn and went for Amy.

513
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,319
Which is weird because spears don't normally travel in right angles.

514
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:29,519
But this one did.

515
00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:31,279
It's like somebody was out to get her.

516
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:35,279
It's like that crazy whistle thing that he has in Guardians of the Galaxy.

517
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,000
That's what it is.

518
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,359
She said, so what are your questions?

519
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:46,799
Well, when we got here, we walked through those giant whale rib bones

520
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:53,200
and you guys said that you killed them, but there was teeth marks on the bones.

521
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,279
So how's that work?

522
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,279
Next question.

523
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:08,639
Our leader tells tales to attempt to fear off newcomers.

524
00:25:08,639 --> 00:25:09,359
That makes sense.

525
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,920
He sometimes succeeds, sometimes doesn't.

526
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,200
The majority of them were harvested from animals,

527
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,879
whales, seals that we have brought in.

528
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:25,119
Some of them were damaged when we found them by something much larger than us.

529
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,359
So that is probably what you saw.

530
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,399
This is a non-answer.

531
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,720
How about that dragon then?

532
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,200
Yeah.

533
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,560
How about that dragon?

534
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,680
How about damn dragons?

535
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,320
The dragon?

536
00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:37,280
Don't play dumb with us, lady.

537
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,320
You know the dragon.

538
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,280
A Guthridor.

539
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,560
A Ruthator.

540
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,480
So yes, there is or was a dragon around here.

541
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,960
What is your interest in dragons?

542
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:03,839
We would like to stop them from getting all up in the dragon cult,

543
00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:06,400
being a part of, you know, ripping apart our world.

544
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:08,319
The dragon cult?

545
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,440
The cult of the dragons.

546
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,120
The cult of the dragons.

547
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,519
I don't know what you speak of.

548
00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:15,360
Oh, dragons are coming, man.

549
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,799
They're going to rip apart this world.

550
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,039
And you are sent to stop them.

551
00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:19,599
Yes.

552
00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:22,960
Do you want to make a creature out of them?

553
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,600
Want to make a Charisma or Persuasion check?

554
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,920
Twelve.

555
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,120
And my Charisma is...

556
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,120
Persuasion you've got plus two.

557
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,400
Charisma I've got better than that.

558
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,039
You've got two.

559
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,279
Okay, fine.

560
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:36,480
Fourteen.

561
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,720
She looks at you a little skeptical.

562
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,200
She says you are powerful warriors,

563
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,960
but I've seen many powerful warriors go up against several dragons

564
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,360
and not fare very well.

565
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,680
We don't necessarily want to kill the dragons.

566
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,319
We want to just stop them from teaming up

567
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,879
with the cult that's trying to raise Tiamat.

568
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:55,359
Truth.

569
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,599
Flint, do you want to make a Charisma check too?

570
00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:58,639
Yeah, do better than you.

571
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,279
Hey, I did better than you.

572
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:02,159
That's a seventeen.

573
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:04,399
I love when people listen to me.

574
00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:09,279
She seems a little more persuaded by what you're saying.

575
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:15,200
She says our village has been plagued for many years

576
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,720
by a dragon, a Guthator, as you so eloquently put his name.

577
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,960
A Guthator.

578
00:27:24,319 --> 00:27:25,519
A Ruthator.

579
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,240
You were looking for a woman as well?

580
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:29,600
Yes.

581
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,240
Does anyone remember her name?

582
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,279
Hold on.

583
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:33,759
Yes.

584
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:34,720
No, I've got it.

585
00:27:36,079 --> 00:27:37,920
Maccoth the Crimson.

586
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,400
Yes.

587
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,200
No stuff.

588
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:43,039
She knows about the Drakorn.

589
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:43,519
Yes.

590
00:27:43,519 --> 00:27:46,160
She came looking for the Drakorn.

591
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,680
What does she look like?

592
00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:48,960
Oh my god.

593
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Because you're talking to her right now?

594
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:55,920
She's a Tiefling.

595
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,720
She's a Tiefling.

596
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,160
Oh, she's a Tiefling.

597
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,120
She probably wears red, being as her name is the Crimson.

598
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,279
Or has red hair?

599
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:04,080
Could be.

600
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,120
Also possible.

601
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:09,360
But yeah, I don't have anything about her appearance written down.

602
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,240
You know, and she's like alone and wandering.

603
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,600
Oh, she's a Tiefling.

604
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,000
She was apparently attacked by frost giants.

605
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,759
There have been tales of a horned lady seen throughout the North.

606
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:23,920
She was aboard a ship that was wrecked.

607
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,519
Hey, Tieflings have horns, guys.

608
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:27,200
I'm looking at the picture right now.

609
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,359
I was totally just looking it up.

610
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,160
I was just googling it like, what's a Tiefling look like?

611
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,759
I just sat here like, yeah, I'm going to pretend I know what a Tiefling looks like.

612
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:39,119
And then I thought, does she have the Drakorn on her head?

613
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:39,839
Is that why she's...

614
00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,079
Like Carmen Miranda style?

615
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:45,119
She's just wearing...

616
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,320
Oh my god, yes.

617
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,880
Says yes.

618
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:52,880
There have been tales of a horned lady who was aboard a ship that was wrecked.

619
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,920
And she has been seen in the North.

620
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,200
And as she finishes saying that, the warrior comes back in with,

621
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,840
for lack of a better term, sacks of food.

622
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,240
Sweet.

623
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,000
And you look at them.

624
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Love me a good food sack.

625
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,600
It looks like a raw fish type product.

626
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,680
Smells a little tangy.

627
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,279
A little perhaps biting to the nose.

628
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:18,720
I eat it no problem.

629
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,360
Me too.

630
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,120
I lived in the woods like, I'm cool.

631
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,759
I don't think I...

632
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,880
Oh yeah, scarf that down.

633
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Yeah, I'm not fancy.

634
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,240
Oh, but first I make a perception check.

635
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,279
I don't want to be poisoned.

636
00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:31,759
You scarf that down, but as you're scarfing down...

637
00:29:31,759 --> 00:29:33,840
I make a perception check.

638
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,480
I feel like I have it hanging out of my mouth part way.

639
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,799
You could make a perception...

640
00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:39,680
Yeah, okay.

641
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,080
Okay, is anybody else making a check?

642
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:42,960
Oh, I guess we all should.

643
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,639
A perception or intelligence or investigation check.

644
00:29:46,639 --> 00:29:48,000
Oh, I'll do investigation then.

645
00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:50,559
Whoa, 19.

646
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:56,000
So it doesn't appear to any of you that there is anything wrong with it.

647
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:03,439
It looks perhaps spoiled to your sense and sensibilities.

648
00:30:03,439 --> 00:30:05,279
What about my pride and prejudice?

649
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:06,240
But you don't...

650
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:08,960
I was just thinking that.

651
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:14,240
I was like, Jane Austen has good manners, so will I.

652
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:19,200
It doesn't appear to you that it is poisoned.

653
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,279
It doesn't appear to you that it's great food,

654
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:22,880
but it doesn't appear that it's poisoned.

655
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,920
All right, I'll scarf it down.

656
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,559
You may get food poisoning from it afterward.

657
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:33,120
All right, hey, did we ask Barking Seal if she could heal Flint?

658
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:35,200
We've just kind of skirted around that.

659
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,440
It's been brought up a couple times, so you haven't said anything.

660
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,279
It's because you were like, maybe we should ask her,

661
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:40,480
and then you asked her other questions.

662
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,799
Hey, Barking Seal, is there any way that you could

663
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,559
help me get some hit points back here?

664
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:48,080
Absolutely, I could do that.

665
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,799
That would be great.

666
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:56,640
She whispers an incantation, and you gain 27 hit points back.

667
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,559
Whoa, can she join our group?

668
00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:00,640
Wow, totally.

669
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,120
Barking Seal, do you want to come on an adventure?

670
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,800
Thea feels really like pushed aside and sad,

671
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,360
that she used to be the magic one in the group, and now-

672
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,400
Do you get cure wounds?

673
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,920
She does, but she has not casted on me once.

674
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,760
Hey, I do not have cure wounds.

675
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,640
You don't?

676
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,440
I thought you did.

677
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,880
You had some sort of curing spell.

678
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,920
I had it at one point, and then we never, ever used it,

679
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,440
and then I was like, I'm going to use something

680
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,040
that I can light with one fire.

681
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,680
Well, welcome aboard, Barking Seal.

682
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,760
She says thank you for the offer, but I needed to stay here.

683
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,960
All right, well, thank you for the heal.

684
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,920
That was very nice.

685
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,400
As you guys are eating, she begins to tell you,

686
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,039
well, she already mentioned that her village has been plagued

687
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:45,200
by a dragon, Herithator, in the past,

688
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,440
and what Bone Carver may have told you

689
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,920
is that he is, you know, deceased.

690
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,799
He is no more.

691
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:54,400
That is a lie.

692
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,799
Well, der.

693
00:31:56,799 --> 00:31:57,299
Well, der.

694
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:00,319
Well, der indeed.

695
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:01,920
Well, der indeed, good sir.

696
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,720
That is a lie.

697
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,600
In fact, the iceberg that we are standing on

698
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,039
is one of his lairs beneath the ice.

699
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:12,160
Well, then.

700
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,240
We were procured into guarding the surface

701
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:22,160
through fear of him destroying our people and our village,

702
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,400
and I am convinced by the warriors that you appear to be,

703
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,840
and by the tales that you tell,

704
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,520
that you might be helpful to our cause

705
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,120
in releasing us from Herithator.

706
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,720
Is that something you'd be interested in?

707
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,280
Sure we will.

708
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,320
Hold on a second.

709
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,720
Everyone is recruiting us for their cause,

710
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,560
but right now we have a cause,

711
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,680
so we'll help you if you help us find Macath the Crimson.

712
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,960
She tells you, she begins to describe

713
00:32:55,759 --> 00:32:58,799
the rough layout of a herithator's lair

714
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,200
and the fact that the horned lady that you speak of

715
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,319
is in fact held captive within his lair.

716
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:09,279
Well, see, now you could have led with that.

717
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,319
Unless you're lying.

718
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:15,759
You could make a check.

719
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,920
I'm gonna check and see if you're lying.

720
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,079
Never mind, I don't care.

721
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:24,079
Doesn't matter what kind of check.

722
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,360
We're good here, don't worry about it.

723
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,480
No, I rolled a two.

724
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,600
Oh, you rolled a two.

725
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,600
Yeah, you're certain she's telling the truth.

726
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:29,920
Good.

727
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,760
Gosh, the most truthful lady I've ever seen you guys.

728
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,520
She goes into quite some detail about

729
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,160
the passages and the ceilings,

730
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,560
and that everything is carved from very slick ice

731
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,520
and basically a rough layout of where certain rooms are.

732
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,080
I'm gonna melt the shit out of that place.

733
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,040
Where certain rooms are within a herithator's lair

734
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,720
beneath the surface of this iceberg

735
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,400
and that once you are in the main level,

736
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,040
which there are entrances from the village hall

737
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,760
and entrances through bone carvers' personal hut.

738
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640
So there are two ways to get in there.

739
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,200
As she begins describing all this to you,

740
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:20,880
you start to feel a little woozy.

741
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,800
Oh, fuck.

742
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,240
Oh, man.

743
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,960
Do you want to make a constitution saving throw?

744
00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:29,360
So that we don't throw up?

745
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,840
18 plus whatever my-

746
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,800
21.

747
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,519
Modifiers.

748
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:36,880
15.

749
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:45,039
So you all, your vision begins to narrow

750
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,640
and you feel quite ill.

751
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,160
Can you tell me what-

752
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,760
You want me to say 21, right?

753
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,600
Can you tell me what we would have had to have rolled

754
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,720
in order to not lose that constitution?

755
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,760
I'm not done yet.

756
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,960
I'm not done yet.

757
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,840
We are outraged.

758
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,640
And we're all dead.

759
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,840
All right, adventure over.

760
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,280
Nularaaaa, you fall to the ground.

761
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,480
You are unconscious and you take 16 poison damage.

762
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:17,200
Flint and Thea, you take eight poison damage each.

763
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:25,119
You are still conscious, but you can't really see straight

764
00:35:26,319 --> 00:35:31,199
and two warriors come in and they go to tie you up.

765
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:34,000
So this is how you make people welcome in your village, hey?

766
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,439
Make a strength check to avoid being tied up with disadvantage.

767
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,399
So what does this advantage mean?

768
00:35:42,399 --> 00:35:42,879
Minus two?

769
00:35:43,839 --> 00:35:46,879
Roll your dice twice and take the lowest of them.

770
00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:48,399
Oh, okay.

771
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:50,079
Well, fuck.

772
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:51,359
The lowest was 11.

773
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,719
Plus my strength bonus?

774
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,039
Yeah.

775
00:35:53,039 --> 00:35:53,759
Okay, 15.

776
00:35:53,759 --> 00:35:56,159
Five plus, what's my strength bonus?

777
00:35:58,079 --> 00:35:59,599
Well, both of you actually lose.

778
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,319
In my struggle to not be tied up, can I cast a spell?

779
00:36:04,319 --> 00:36:04,960
Sure.

780
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,239
Yeah, all right.

781
00:36:07,279 --> 00:36:08,960
Okay, I'm going to do-

782
00:36:10,319 --> 00:36:11,279
What do I want to do?

783
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:12,799
I want to do-

784
00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:14,239
Produce flame.

785
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,599
Yeah, let's just, yeah.

786
00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:18,000
So I do that because I don't need a roll for that.

787
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,400
Yeah, but you need to tell me what damage it does.

788
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:20,880
Oh, right.

789
00:36:23,839 --> 00:36:25,360
Oops, nope, that wasn't a real roll.

790
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,159
Produce flame.

791
00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:30,159
All this time I'm just laying there unconscious.

792
00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:31,839
Yeah, sorry.

793
00:36:31,839 --> 00:36:32,639
That's what I'm doing.

794
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:33,199
Sorry, man.

795
00:36:33,199 --> 00:36:33,839
It's all right.

796
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:34,880
11 fire damage.

797
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Yeah, how do you want to do this?

798
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,319
I'm not going down without a fight.

799
00:36:40,319 --> 00:36:43,279
So that warrior that you hit with that

800
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,560
takes that damage and basically runs out of the yurt.

801
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,440
Yeah, he does.

802
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,280
Barking seal says, I'm very sorry that this has happened.

803
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,960
I didn't mean to do this.

804
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,280
Bonecarver must be in charge of something.

805
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,240
Honest to God.

806
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,840
Oh, you're scared now, are you?

807
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,800
She says, I can fix your friend and get you into the lair.

808
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,600
Please don't kill me.

809
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,600
When you put it that way.

810
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,880
What's his other guard doing?

811
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,040
Because now I'm unguarded, but someone's still trying to wrestle for-

812
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,880
No, sorry, the warrior's left.

813
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,279
Oh, both of them.

814
00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:15,920
Both warriors left.

815
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,559
OK, cool.

816
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:16,880
Yeah.

817
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,960
All right, well, it seems like the alternative is

818
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:21,440
more people come in and kick our ass,

819
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,039
so we might as well go into the lair.

820
00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:24,559
Did she wake me up?

821
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:25,360
Can I talk now?

822
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,759
Yeah, I say-

823
00:37:25,759 --> 00:37:27,039
But did you agree to-

824
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:27,360
Yes.

825
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:27,840
Yes.

826
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,559
Let's see.

827
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:29,440
Fix her.

828
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,719
I'm mad.

829
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:36,159
You are conscious and you get back what you lost.

830
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:36,960
You feel great.

831
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,079
So I'm all healed.

832
00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:42,079
Flint, you get back 25.

833
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,079
I think you should be able to take that.

834
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:46,639
And you're probably just going to take back.

835
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,159
So yeah, you get back what you-

836
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:52,319
So she heals you all back up and says,

837
00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:56,639
in order to move through the village, it's almost night time.

838
00:37:56,639 --> 00:38:00,880
I can move you into the town hall once the sun sets.

839
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,039
Get you down into Arithitar's lair.

840
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:07,360
So just to clarify, she's on board with us helping get rid of the dragon,

841
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,759
but the other leader is not, so he's trying to pull shenanigans?

842
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,560
Apparently.

843
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,640
Is he just mad we beat his best guy?

844
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,080
I want to talk to this bozo.

845
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,280
Bonecarver lives in constant fear.

846
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,800
Basically, if anybody new comes into our village, Arithitar is to know.

847
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,560
He may even know that you're here now if he's down there,

848
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,080
because somebody from the village is supposed to go down

849
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,200
and let them know that there are new people here.

850
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,160
So he may know that you're here already based on the way

851
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,360
Bonecarver has done something to your food.

852
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,000
All right.

853
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,840
Is it possible to have someone from the village come with us?

854
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,400
I feel like if we are going into tunnels beneath their village

855
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,120
and there are only- there's only two entrants slash exits,

856
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:02,000
and one is in the private quarters of the guy that just tried to kill us,

857
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,599
I would like someone- I don't know.

858
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:07,920
Does it make sense for someone to come with us?

859
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:13,760
Because then maybe they won't block up the passages so we can't get out.

860
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:19,119
Yeah, but if someone comes with us who's to say that we can even trust them,

861
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:24,000
they could lead us into a deep maze and then ditch us and then block the exit.

862
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,720
Based on her descriptions of the caves,

863
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,400
you guys feel that you can navigate them reasonably well.

864
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,760
She's given you rough locations of where things are.

865
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,080
She tells you more about what's down there.

866
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:48,800
There are a clan of kobolds that Aruthatar has brought in.

867
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:56,560
The ice toads live beneath the surface as well as ice trolls,

868
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,880
guard Aruthatar's hoard, his treasure.

869
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,080
Well, maybe the best thing to do is to sneak us down there and then tell Bonecarver,

870
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:08,319
sure, that we fled after being attacked.

871
00:40:08,319 --> 00:40:10,880
That does sound like it would work.

872
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,480
One question for you, Barking Seal.

873
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,039
Yes.

874
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:19,039
What room is- shit, what's the lady's name?

875
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:20,400
I can never remember her name.

876
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,119
Macoth.

877
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:21,679
Macoth.

878
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,519
What room is Macoth being kept in?

879
00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:27,840
Is she in the treasure hoard or is she in a cell of some sort?

880
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,719
What's going on with her?

881
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:33,679
Macoth is on the main level of the iceberg.

882
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:35,440
There are two levels of the iceberg.

883
00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:42,399
The first is where all the trophies, where Macoth is.

884
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:46,000
She's kept more towards the back near the scriptorium

885
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:52,639
where there are many magic books and tomes and spells and all that kept.

886
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,599
And also near the treasure room.

887
00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:58,000
She has her own quarters down there though.

888
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,760
She tells you the rough location of where the ice troll's quarters are,

889
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:09,920
where the ice toad's lair is, some other dens and junk rooms and stuff on the first floor.

890
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:16,880
She says the second floor, the lower floor, is all Aruthator's lair.

891
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,039
Where he, when he's here, where he is.

892
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:24,559
So once you drop down into that area, that is his area.

893
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,320
It is a large space.

894
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,960
You might not run into him as soon as you drop down there.

895
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,880
So Aruthator and Macoth are on the same level?

896
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,480
They're both on the lower level?

897
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,599
No, Macoth is on the first level.

898
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:38,079
Okay.

899
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,559
And then Aruthator has the entire lower level

900
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:45,360
and he is able to enter and leave through different tunnels underwater.

901
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,559
From the surface you don't necessarily see him coming and going.

902
00:41:48,559 --> 00:41:52,079
Okay, well let's wait for night and go.

903
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:53,679
I guess we should make this happen, yeah.

904
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,199
Where's Larry during all of this?

905
00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:56,559
Did he go back on the boat?

906
00:41:56,559 --> 00:41:57,519
Yeah, Larry's not there.

907
00:41:59,759 --> 00:42:01,199
Where is Larry?

908
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:02,319
Larry went back to the boat.

909
00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:04,879
Okay, for realsies.

910
00:42:04,879 --> 00:42:06,000
He wasn't given the fish?

911
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:07,519
He wasn't given the fish.

912
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,239
You were escorted to your yurt and he was escorted off the premises.

913
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:15,919
So he's no longer there.

914
00:42:15,919 --> 00:42:17,759
You can assume that he's back at his boat.

915
00:42:17,759 --> 00:42:18,719
Okay, cool.

916
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,639
We wait for nightfall.

917
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,599
Hey there, it's me, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

918
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:32,960
Thanks so much for joining us for episode four of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

919
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,440
This one titled, Something Fishy.

920
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,960
Just wanted to run a few things by you.

921
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,199
There's a few new ways that you can find us

922
00:42:39,199 --> 00:42:40,879
and when you're telling all your friends about us,

923
00:42:40,879 --> 00:42:43,440
obviously you can tell them where to go to find us.

924
00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,879
I think we can now say that Dumbgeons and Dragons

925
00:42:46,879 --> 00:42:50,960
is now available wherever you download podcasts, right?

926
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,159
That's pretty cool.

927
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,879
We are on iTunes, of course, but as of this week,

928
00:42:54,879 --> 00:42:57,920
we should be up on Google Play Music in Canada and US.

929
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:01,519
That's the only places that they offer that service right now.

930
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:04,799
From the sounds of it, we have had a great first month

931
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:07,119
for people finding and listening to the show,

932
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:09,359
which brings me to our first comment read on the pod.

933
00:43:09,359 --> 00:43:10,399
It's pretty exciting.

934
00:43:10,399 --> 00:43:13,279
This comes from Jimmy Bo Bob Brain and he says,

935
00:43:13,279 --> 00:43:15,199
Awesome D&D podcasts.

936
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:17,519
These D&D freaks are super funny

937
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:20,079
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938
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:20,879
Great work.

939
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,599
Download this.

940
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,200
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941
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,480
Download all of them.

942
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,559
That is honestly the nicest thing to date

943
00:43:26,559 --> 00:43:27,920
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944
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,480
So thank you, Jimmy Bo Bob Brain.

945
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,440
I like your name.

946
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,079
It's good.

947
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:33,599
If you think about it after this episode,

948
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:35,119
if you could leave us a rating and review

949
00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:36,960
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950
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:41,039
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951
00:43:41,039 --> 00:43:43,360
I hear that helps podcasts move up in the ranks sometimes.

952
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,800
Even if it doesn't,

953
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,960
we love to hear if you're liking the show.

954
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,840
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955
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,360
you can visit dumbdragons.com now.

956
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,640
All of our social media and email links are all listed there.

957
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,840
Or you just find us on Twitter.

958
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,680
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959
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,480
And I don't know if I'm hashtagging correctly,

960
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,600
but you can use the DumbDragonCast hashtag

961
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,360
so we can track you down

962
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,160
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963
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,240
We will eventually try and work that

964
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,480
into something within the show.

965
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,840
Not sure what that will be,

966
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,720
but if you do it,

967
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,280
you could be part of the show at some point.

968
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:23,600
On Facebook, we're at Facebook.com slash DumbDragonCast.

969
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,519
And we keep both of those up to date

970
00:44:25,519 --> 00:44:27,680
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971
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,840
And we also post some other cool D&D

972
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,320
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973
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,720
So come join and chat with us up there.

974
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,680
That's it for me though.

975
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,480
Thanks again for joining our journey to adventure.

976
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,160
Let's see if those crazy kids

977
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,160
can break into a dragon's lair, right?

978
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,760
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

979
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,320
Our next episode will be out February 15th.

980
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,760
You have a wonderful couple of weeks

981
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,880
and we'll talk to you then.

982
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:54,480
The Nightfall

983
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,480
Nightfall comes and she sneaks you out of the yurt

984
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,800
that you're in towards the village hall.

985
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,440
And you go in there, there's nobody else in there.

986
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,880
And hidden beneath some planks

987
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,039
in the back corner of the village hall

988
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:14,160
is where you find the entrance to the ice caves,

989
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,840
which descend down a chute with icy stairs

990
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,280
in a tight spiral.

991
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,400
And she says it goes down about a hundred feet.

992
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,160
There are areas that you wanna watch out for

993
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,360
descending down into that you might slip.

994
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,320
So just be careful going down those icy stairwells.

995
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,000
And once you're down there,

996
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,880
the room at the bottom should be empty.

997
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,800
You shouldn't run into any trolls or toads

998
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,000
once you get down there.

999
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,840
But as you're walking through the halls

1000
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,680
and walking into other rooms,

1001
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,840
just be cautious that you might run into

1002
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,080
unexpected visitors or guests.

1003
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,040
Expected now.

1004
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:51,039
Okay. Yeah, let's do this.

1005
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:52,159
Here we go.

1006
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:54,719
Down the super slippery stairs.

1007
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,199
As you're descending down,

1008
00:45:57,199 --> 00:45:59,279
if you wanna make an acrobatics check,

1009
00:45:59,279 --> 00:46:00,800
dexterity acrobatics.

1010
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,519
I like that sound already.

1011
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,639
Oh, I got a natural 20.

1012
00:46:09,279 --> 00:46:10,239
Nice.

1013
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,440
All right.

1014
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,639
I'm gonna walk down some stairs.

1015
00:46:13,679 --> 00:46:14,960
I got nine, a 10.

1016
00:46:15,759 --> 00:46:17,840
I had an 18 after bonuses.

1017
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,160
What order are you walking down the stairs in?

1018
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,840
I'll go first.

1019
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,240
So that I don't, you know, bowl you guys over.

1020
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,640
I'll go first.

1021
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,680
I'm like itching to like, you know, fight something.

1022
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,480
You see, who's right behind Thea?

1023
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,079
Me, I guess.

1024
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:39,920
You see Thea fall.

1025
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,960
Do you want to try and catch her?

1026
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,240
Well, I did roll that 20.

1027
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,360
I got sure footing.

1028
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,480
You saved yourself.

1029
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,200
That's for sure.

1030
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,640
You guys could just laugh.

1031
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,120
It's okay.

1032
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,559
I yell, I'll meet you at the bottom.

1033
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,440
Avenge me.

1034
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,400
Yeah, I can, I can try and grab her.

1035
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,240
What do I have to roll?

1036
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,519
Strength or athletics?

1037
00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:06,320
Yeah, whatever you've.

1038
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,440
I rolled a 15 with a plus four.

1039
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,160
So 19.

1040
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,880
So you managed to catch her.

1041
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,559
She only slips a couple of stairs.

1042
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,640
Straighten up.

1043
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,840
That was embarrassing.

1044
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,760
And as you, so she picks herself up and dusts herself off.

1045
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:29,120
And as you keep going down, the stairs kind of get a little easier to walk down.

1046
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:40,559
And you enter a room that is empty except for a dozen baskets woven from leather strips

1047
00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:44,160
and walrus ribs stacked in the in the north corner of the room.

1048
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,000
And these contain frozen fish and a few skin wrapped bundles of rotting shark meat.

1049
00:47:54,799 --> 00:47:56,799
And that is all that's in that room.

1050
00:47:56,799 --> 00:47:57,519
And I've got a map.

1051
00:47:57,519 --> 00:47:59,119
I'll pull up here just a second.

1052
00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:01,279
I'm just going to move Thea's thing.

1053
00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:03,839
So that's the room you are in.

1054
00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:08,399
And it leads out into a hall here.

1055
00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:09,199
Is it lit?

1056
00:48:10,159 --> 00:48:11,599
It is.

1057
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:12,639
Like the band lit?

1058
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,639
Don't steal my sunshine.

1059
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,039
No, that's lens.

1060
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:19,440
Oh, who's lit?

1061
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,319
Are they the ones that had that Pamela Anderson video?

1062
00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:23,440
Yes, that's them.

1063
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:23,920
Yeah.

1064
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,879
It is lit by a few whale oil lamps kind of run.

1065
00:48:28,879 --> 00:48:30,879
There's a couple of them in the room.

1066
00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:37,599
And as you look into the hall, you can see that they are lined throughout the caves.

1067
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,519
How convenient.

1068
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:45,840
I would like to pull out my sword and say Mui Caliente just so it's ready.

1069
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,079
Of course.

1070
00:48:46,079 --> 00:48:46,800
Just in case.

1071
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,400
Seems like a good idea.

1072
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,559
And also it probably is a good source of light.

1073
00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:52,800
Yeah, light would keep us a little bit warm.

1074
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,440
It's good.

1075
00:48:53,440 --> 00:49:00,320
As far as where Macoth is, if you kind of zoom out on the map there,

1076
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:08,079
the way she described it is the treasure room and Macoth's room and the scriptorium

1077
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:12,960
and all that is all kind of along the back wall there.

1078
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,599
So the 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

1079
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:17,199
10 to 14 area.

1080
00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:17,679
Great.

1081
00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:18,559
Let's go that way.

1082
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:26,799
You go out into the hall there and it kind of slopes down.

1083
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,880
You walk by room seven there.

1084
00:49:31,759 --> 00:49:33,199
Do you look into that room?

1085
00:49:33,199 --> 00:49:33,679
What do you do?

1086
00:49:34,159 --> 00:49:37,360
I'm kind of a like no room left unturned kind of person.

1087
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,280
I agree for no reason because all it's going to be is a trap.

1088
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,559
But let's do it.

1089
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:42,880
Come on.

1090
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,079
We can't just walk past.

1091
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:45,440
Who knows what's in there.

1092
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,320
If we turn ourselves invisible again, I'm sure Russ would hate that.

1093
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,760
You have the pass without a trace potion,

1094
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,559
but Carla has the pass without a trace whenever the fuck she wants.

1095
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:55,440
I know.

1096
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:55,599
Yeah.

1097
00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:57,599
That's just in case she drops another potion.

1098
00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:58,400
That's true.

1099
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,480
I was actually going to say if we're never going to use it, Carla,

1100
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,800
you should get yourself a better, a better spell.

1101
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,280
You know what?

1102
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:08,400
I just I'm so torn about it because it's so great that it feels like cheating.

1103
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,080
And yeah, it totally does.

1104
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,760
Fuck anything you've had planned, Russ.

1105
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,040
We're going to I feel gross about using it,

1106
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,960
but let's keep it in mind.

1107
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,800
Maybe once we like complete our mission, we need to peace out.

1108
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:26,400
Maybe that's a more appropriate or like non gross way to use it.

1109
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,960
You know, like we've completed the mission and fought everybody.

1110
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,000
And then we just need to like skedaddle back to the boat.

1111
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,159
Sneak away quietly.

1112
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:34,800
Exactly.

1113
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,519
Instead of like just running around, avoiding all danger.

1114
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:40,639
Ah, we'll leave it.

1115
00:50:40,639 --> 00:50:41,920
Yeah, let's go into room seven.

1116
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,480
So as you walk into this room here,

1117
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,800
as you get right into the front doorway there, visibility is a very,

1118
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,840
it's a room filled with fog.

1119
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,000
So visibility of this room is about 45 feet.

1120
00:50:56,639 --> 00:50:59,119
As you move into the chamber,

1121
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:06,400
the shape of a frost giant becomes dimly visible at about 60 feet.

1122
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,679
Is he sleeping?

1123
00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:08,480
Do you keep walking towards?

1124
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,519
Do we back out you guys or do we fight him?

1125
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:13,039
Has he noticed us?

1126
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:17,920
It doesn't appear he's made a move towards you or away from you in any way.

1127
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,719
Interesting.

1128
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:24,800
What's safer, like sneak attacking someone or leaving them to maybe get us later?

1129
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,720
Or like what if there's 10 of them in here?

1130
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,600
Yeah, that's my thing.

1131
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,440
Like what if he's not the only one?

1132
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,200
How big is the frost giant again?

1133
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:31,700
Big.

1134
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:33,920
How big?

1135
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,440
This room is 15 feet, right?

1136
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,000
Yeah.

1137
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,920
So it's 60.

1138
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,880
So there's a lot of extra space in there.

1139
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:48,560
But like 90 feet across, it's like almost 90 by 90 ish.

1140
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,440
This could be like a whole like whole clan of these guys.

1141
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,000
About 15 feet tall, 15 feet wide.

1142
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,240
So they take up one full square.

1143
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,280
Whereas you take up a third of a square.

1144
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,559
Could we set up some kind of like sneak back out?

1145
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,760
I have sheathed my sword so it is no longer glowing.

1146
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,240
And like set some kind of trap in the door?

1147
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,000
Anybody got any trap skills?

1148
00:52:14,639 --> 00:52:17,360
Because if we put a trap in the entryway, then they would

1149
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,480
like, can we just like tie some rope across or something?

1150
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,880
Just so that they trip on the way out.

1151
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,160
Some sort of trip wire.

1152
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,960
Yeah, just so that it like warns us a little bit if they leave that room

1153
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,200
without us having to go and fight who knows how many frost giants.

1154
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,200
We technically don't know that there isn't another exit from that room.

1155
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,079
That is true.

1156
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:39,360
There could be tunnels.

1157
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:39,920
True.

1158
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,400
So do you, does that mean you want to fight, Fia?

1159
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:42,960
Let's do it.

1160
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,360
Let's fight.

1161
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:43,840
Let's fight.

1162
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,720
What else are we doing?

1163
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:45,519
Let's do it.

1164
00:52:45,519 --> 00:52:46,720
Let's sneak in.

1165
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,280
I pull my sword back out and whisper Mui Kelly into it.

1166
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,559
No, let's sneak in.

1167
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:52,880
It's darkish, right?

1168
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,360
Okay.

1169
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,079
It's foggy.

1170
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:54,559
It's foggy.

1171
00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:57,360
Well, yeah, visibility is about 45 feet.

1172
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:03,119
So you can see, well, you can see at about a distance of,

1173
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:07,759
it appears that this giant is about 60 feet from you,

1174
00:53:09,039 --> 00:53:12,079
from roughly the entrance of this area.

1175
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:13,039
But he's not looking at us.

1176
00:53:13,039 --> 00:53:14,799
But it doesn't appear that he's looking at you.

1177
00:53:14,799 --> 00:53:16,799
You can kind of see the outline of it.

1178
00:53:16,799 --> 00:53:18,239
Let's still check that bitch.

1179
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,159
Yeah, let's see if we can get in here stealthily.

1180
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,360
God, I can't roll for a shit today.

1181
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:23,840
Oh, God.

1182
00:53:25,039 --> 00:53:26,480
I rolled a seven.

1183
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,599
I think I have a, I actually don't know what that means

1184
00:53:29,599 --> 00:53:31,920
on these sheets with, it has numbers beside it.

1185
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:32,960
Is that what I add on?

1186
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,199
Yeah.

1187
00:53:33,199 --> 00:53:34,960
On the, you know, in the checklist there?

1188
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:35,279
Yeah.

1189
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:35,599
Okay.

1190
00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:36,559
Anyway, it's still a 10.

1191
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:37,519
It's still terrible.

1192
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:38,559
So I had an 18.

1193
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,320
You are sneaky as F.

1194
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:42,799
That's right.

1195
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,000
The three of you begin walking in there

1196
00:53:46,639 --> 00:53:54,159
and Thea and Nulara very clearly aren't trying to be stealthy in any way, shape or form.

1197
00:53:54,159 --> 00:54:01,119
But as you get to about 45 feet from this figure, he doesn't take,

1198
00:54:01,119 --> 00:54:04,480
he doesn't move as you make a lot of noise and jump around

1199
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,199
and scream and holler and whatever you're doing.

1200
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,960
So much screaming.

1201
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:15,440
I think that Thea came in like Tom Cruise in Risky Bitsys.

1202
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,960
Oh, there you go.

1203
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,559
And then just kept sliding.

1204
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:18,880
Yeah.

1205
00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:24,159
Did she perhaps want some of that old time rock and roll as well?

1206
00:54:24,159 --> 00:54:24,400
Yeah.

1207
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,840
Like it looks so cool.

1208
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,960
It's not smart for safety, but she looks awesome,

1209
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,400
especially with those Ray-Bans on.

1210
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,200
What?

1211
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:39,119
You get about 45 feet from this giant and it still hasn't taken any move towards you

1212
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,280
or noticed you.

1213
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,840
It in fact looks like it is just standing perfectly still

1214
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:53,200
and as you get to about 30 feet, you recognize that this giant is dead and frozen

1215
00:54:55,360 --> 00:55:00,880
and seeing that it has torn armor and awful claw wounds in its pale blue flesh.

1216
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:01,920
Dragon already got to it.

1217
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,600
And as you-

1218
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,519
I think it's something other than the dragon and we're about to be F'd in a B.

1219
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:09,120
As you look around-

1220
00:55:09,759 --> 00:55:11,039
Is F'd in the beaming-

1221
00:55:11,039 --> 00:55:12,239
What does that mean?

1222
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:12,799
As you-

1223
00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:14,480
Is it like-

1224
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,279
What's the B?

1225
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:17,759
Did you just shorten butt?

1226
00:55:17,759 --> 00:55:19,599
Was butt the word you didn't want to say there?

1227
00:55:19,599 --> 00:55:20,960
Well, I'm going to shorten F.

1228
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,719
I'm going to shorten everything else it goes with.

1229
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:23,359
You might as well.

1230
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,719
As you get to the center of this room, you look around after you determine that this

1231
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,559
giant is dead and you look around and this hall is displaying the bodies of

1232
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:38,319
eight frost giants, one fire giant and one cloud giant.

1233
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,000
Ah, it's a collection.

1234
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,680
All dead.

1235
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,200
It's a serial giant killer.

1236
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,720
DTF out of here, you guys.

1237
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,360
Do you want to make a quick perception check there?

1238
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,160
Yep.

1239
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,519
Hey, natch20!

1240
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,200
Sure, sure we do.

1241
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,080
What?

1242
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,240
Then you can perceive everything for us.

1243
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:57,039
Yeah, no kidding, because I'm perceiving not much.

1244
00:55:57,039 --> 00:55:57,920
I'm perceiving-

1245
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,160
I'm seven, so-

1246
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,760
As Flint and Nulara begin walking back towards the door,

1247
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:09,920
Thea, out of the corner of our eye, along the side of the walls and ducking behind

1248
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:17,360
some of the giant statues, for lack of a better term, you see a quick and sudden

1249
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:24,000
movement of a medium to smallish type creature, ducking in and around behind.

1250
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,600
And they appear to be-

1251
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,320
They?

1252
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,360
Multiple of them.

1253
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,840
They appear to be around the walls, hiding behind these giants.

1254
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,040
Do they seem furry?

1255
00:56:33,039 --> 00:56:34,480
You can't tell if they're furry.

1256
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,440
You just kind of caught a glimpse.

1257
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,400
I try to talk to them.

1258
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,880
I'm like, hey guys, what are you doing back there?

1259
00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:42,800
They don't respond.

1260
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,400
I do have animal handling.

1261
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,000
I try in all my languages, by the way.

1262
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,880
That just means-

1263
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,320
I'm proficient in vehicles.

1264
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:55,519
Good, well if you need to ride one of these things, you'll be set.

1265
00:56:55,519 --> 00:57:02,880
I do like a, hey, furry, furry, furry check.

1266
00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:08,320
I don't know if they're furry or if they're even sentient creatures, but you know, whatever.

1267
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,000
Yeah, you can do a hey, furry, furry check.

1268
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:13,759
Now is that an intelligence or wisdom?

1269
00:57:13,759 --> 00:57:15,119
What exactly is going on here?

1270
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:17,759
I was going to just use my animal handling bonus.

1271
00:57:17,759 --> 00:57:20,800
So I rolled a 17 and I get a plus five on that.

1272
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,079
So that's 22.

1273
00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:23,360
Well, that's very successful.

1274
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,280
But they're not animals.

1275
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:33,120
And as you move towards them, you see one jump from one giant

1276
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,640
corpse to the behind another one.

1277
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:43,120
And there are a group of kobolds that look like they were-

1278
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,840
You see some tools and it looks like they were working in there.

1279
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,960
And they are just trying to hide from you at this point.

1280
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,840
Oh, you made them sound like they were small.

1281
00:57:55,199 --> 00:57:56,159
Kobolds are small.

1282
00:57:56,159 --> 00:57:57,599
They're like half the size of you.

1283
00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:02,320
I can't believe I wasted my here furry furry check to dump kobolds.

1284
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,519
Now is it like they were working in the lab late one night?

1285
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:06,079
Exactly.

1286
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,639
But we're going to kill them, right?

1287
00:58:08,639 --> 00:58:09,599
Like they have an advanced-

1288
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:11,599
Do we want to talk to them and see what they're doing?

1289
00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:14,559
I tried to talk to them, but they weren't talking back.

1290
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:15,519
Kobolds can talk.

1291
00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:16,559
Do kobolds talk?

1292
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:17,360
Aren't they kind-

1293
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,000
Do they?

1294
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,119
I thought they were kind of dumbos.

1295
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:20,159
Yeah, but they can still talk.

1296
00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:22,000
They can talk.

1297
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Yeah, they're not super intelligent creatures.

1298
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,359
What language do they speak?

1299
00:58:25,359 --> 00:58:26,559
Common, usually, I think.

1300
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:27,920
Common and draconic.

1301
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,159
Okay, well, call out them.

1302
00:58:30,159 --> 00:58:32,480
Hey kobolds, we see you.

1303
00:58:33,039 --> 00:58:33,839
Like you're not-

1304
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:35,679
We're not here.

1305
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:36,960
You're not being sneaky.

1306
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,000
We're not here.

1307
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,199
You're talking right now.

1308
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:40,420
Henry!

1309
00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:45,519
We're just working here.

1310
00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:46,319
We're not doing here.

1311
00:58:46,319 --> 00:58:47,279
What are you guys doing?

1312
00:58:47,279 --> 00:58:49,199
Not doing, not working.

1313
00:58:49,199 --> 00:58:49,920
Please leave us.

1314
00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:52,239
We don't mean you harm.

1315
00:58:52,239 --> 00:58:52,879
That's what they all say.

1316
00:58:52,879 --> 00:58:54,239
What are you guys doing in here?

1317
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:55,440
Why aren't you attacking us?

1318
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,519
Never have we met a group of kobolds that didn't want to just like get it on

1319
00:59:00,719 --> 00:59:03,039
in a fighting manner.

1320
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:03,839
In like a-

1321
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:05,679
In a non-sexual kind of way.

1322
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:09,279
Yes, well, I mean, we're just workers.

1323
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:18,000
We're just polishing and cleaning and making sure his giants are shiny and good.

1324
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,359
You mean all these dead giants?

1325
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,000
Yeah, yeah.

1326
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,680
Well, you have to polish dead giants.

1327
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:25,920
True that.

1328
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,640
All right, yep.

1329
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,599
Yeah, story checks out.

1330
00:59:27,599 --> 00:59:29,519
I read it in How to Keep a Good Lair.

1331
00:59:29,519 --> 00:59:30,800
That's what we convinced.

1332
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,800
That's what we convinced him that we needs to do so he doesn't eat us.

1333
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,039
Are you captives?

1334
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:40,800
Maybe.

1335
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,240
Or are you mercenaries?

1336
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,360
We are workers.

1337
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,680
How did you end up down here?

1338
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,800
We were brought in by him.

1339
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,160
Could you be more specific?

1340
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,280
By the dragon?

1341
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,040
Yes, yes, by the dragon.

1342
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:01,600
We were brought in by him and we look for guidance from him.

1343
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,520
Have you seen the horned lady?

1344
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,560
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1345
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,280
Can you guys show us where she is?

1346
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,440
We'd like to talk with her.

1347
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,880
We have work to do.

1348
01:00:15,519 --> 01:00:24,000
She, you leave and you go that way and they point right down the hall out the door.

1349
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,760
I don't feel the need to murder.

1350
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,960
Yeah, I'm good with it.

1351
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,840
Me either, but let's just tie them up or something.

1352
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,559
We can't just leave them wandering around, right?

1353
01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:33,280
Let's tie them up.

1354
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:33,599
I don't know.

1355
01:00:33,599 --> 01:00:36,079
It seemed like they didn't really want anything to do with us.

1356
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:44,160
Kobolds normally it's like a fight thing so if they're not wanting to fight or throw down.

1357
01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:45,359
I think we're good to just leave.

1358
01:00:45,359 --> 01:00:47,199
What if they will go warn the dragon?

1359
01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:48,000
You could leave us.

1360
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,279
We won't tell him.

1361
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:51,920
I would think by now he probably knows we're already here.

1362
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,039
Do you know if he knows we're here?

1363
01:00:53,679 --> 01:00:55,679
Knows who knows you're here?

1364
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:57,920
Do you know if the dragon knows we're here?

1365
01:00:59,679 --> 01:01:01,199
Does the dragon know we're here?

1366
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:04,960
Well, that was a very clear statement like as a question.

1367
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,199
In the grand scheme of things, who knows who's here?

1368
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,719
Pretty philosophical.

1369
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:11,679
He knows you're here.

1370
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:12,640
Okay, thank you.

1371
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,840
Yeah, just honesty is always the best.

1372
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,040
He might know you're here.

1373
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,120
Are you Henry?

1374
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,200
No, no, I'm Steve.

1375
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:21,840
Okay, Steve.

1376
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,160
Thanks for being honest, Steve.

1377
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,440
You're welcome.

1378
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,000
We won't murder you.

1379
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,360
Steve, you gonna get up in our business if we just leave you here not tied up?

1380
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,000
Oh, we're just, yeah, don't tie.

1381
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,040
We don't need to tie us.

1382
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,920
You need rope for something else, right?

1383
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,600
Probably.

1384
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,000
Yeah, you seem like rope loving.

1385
01:01:40,719 --> 01:01:41,840
We do love rope.

1386
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,360
Just hang on to your rope.

1387
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:49,199
The major characteristic of our adventuring crew is the fact that we all love rope.

1388
01:01:49,199 --> 01:01:50,000
And fire.

1389
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,559
Rope and fire make good combos, but not for cobbles.

1390
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,559
I say we leave them.

1391
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:55,119
All right.

1392
01:01:55,119 --> 01:01:55,760
Thank you.

1393
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:56,719
Hey, no problem.

1394
01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:58,960
Remember this when we go to set everyone free down here.

1395
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,559
You're set free?

1396
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,880
Okay, bye.

1397
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:08,960
Oh, but tell the dragon anything and I'll come back and let you all on fire.

1398
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,480
Henry will tell nobody.

1399
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,480
And what about Steve?

1400
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,240
Steve tells everybody nothing.

1401
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,039
Steve is the worst.

1402
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,840
Okay, so just so you know, anyone tells the dragon anything,

1403
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,480
I'm going to come back and light everyone on fire.

1404
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,639
What if nobody tells the dragons nothing?

1405
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,679
I just want to get away from all these total negatives.

1406
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:32,639
How about I light one of you on fire just to make my point?

1407
01:02:32,639 --> 01:02:34,240
We tell nothing to dragons.

1408
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:34,740
Perfect.

1409
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,320
I'm not tired of this.

1410
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,559
God, I just want to leave.

1411
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,159
Okay, so you go right?

1412
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:42,639
Yep.

1413
01:02:42,639 --> 01:02:43,199
We go right?

1414
01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:43,760
Yeah.

1415
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,800
You enter.

1416
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,440
You've got room two on your left, room 13 on your right.

1417
01:02:50,159 --> 01:02:54,159
Probably room 13 since her room is one of the ones along the back.

1418
01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:54,480
Yeah.

1419
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,480
Let's go for room 13.

1420
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,679
So a bizarre sight greets you in this rough walled chamber.

1421
01:03:01,679 --> 01:03:07,360
About a dozen giant toads with thick mottled white hides are at work here,

1422
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,440
scribing strange writings into the ice of the walls

1423
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,920
or onto weathered parchment and stone tablets.

1424
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:22,320
A few toads transfer parchments and tablets into and out of floor to ceiling cubby holes

1425
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,240
cut into the ice along the entire southern wall.

1426
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:34,720
As you enter, a couple of them see you and call attention to all of the other ones

1427
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,080
and they all start croaking very loudly at you.

1428
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,000
I put my finger to my lips.

1429
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,880
Did that do the job?

1430
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:45,380
Anything?

1431
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:56,160
A few of them flee into the back area, the room 14 for your map purposes,

1432
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,280
and they start to quiet down a little bit.

1433
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,000
Most of them.

1434
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,560
Couple of them are still quite loud and kind of hopping around.

1435
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,160
As toads do.

1436
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,040
How big are they?

1437
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,080
So they're hopping mad?

1438
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,880
They are giant toads.

1439
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,520
So they're a medium-sized creature.

1440
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:20,160
So they're about, I would say about the size of a flint.

1441
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:20,660
Hooray!

1442
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:27,200
But actually just toads, not like bipedal creatures that look like toads.

1443
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,080
That is correct.

1444
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,320
And these are toads that are litter, like they're literate.

1445
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,640
They're scribing something.

1446
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,960
Can I try and animal handle them?

1447
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:39,460
Sure.

1448
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,880
But don't animal handle them, they don't like that.

1449
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,080
Oh, rough call.

1450
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,080
19 plus 5, so 24.

1451
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,280
So I like make soothing sounds like you would, you know,

1452
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,880
like to a horse or a dog that you don't know, like shh shh shh.

1453
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,240
We're not here to hurt you, just want to know what's going on.

1454
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:03,520
We're looking for our friend, the horned lady?

1455
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,680
They begin croaking again.

1456
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,080
Make an intelligence check.

1457
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,080
Anybody can.

1458
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,320
Well I only got a 10, so I hope somebody does better.

1459
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,120
I got a 7.

1460
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:13,620
12?

1461
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:15,840
Wait it got flint!

1462
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,800
All right.

1463
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:22,400
It appears that they are trying to communicate with you.

1464
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,640
You can't quite make out what they're trying to say.

1465
01:05:26,639 --> 01:05:30,239
You don't recognize what they're saying as a language.

1466
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,319
Can I make a perception check and see if I can recognize

1467
01:05:34,319 --> 01:05:37,279
a language in which they were transcribing things onto the wall?

1468
01:05:37,279 --> 01:05:38,079
Yep.

1469
01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:39,199
Oh, fuck.

1470
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,279
Four.

1471
01:05:41,279 --> 01:05:42,319
I did that as well.

1472
01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:44,879
Did you say four?

1473
01:05:44,879 --> 01:05:45,199
Yeah.

1474
01:05:45,199 --> 01:05:46,079
Yeah, I rolled a four.

1475
01:05:47,199 --> 01:05:48,239
What's the thing?

1476
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:49,519
An intelligence, do you think?

1477
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:52,960
No, just perception.

1478
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:54,639
Wisdom perception, yeah.

1479
01:05:54,879 --> 01:05:57,119
Okay, well then my four turns into an 11.

1480
01:05:59,199 --> 01:06:00,799
I have a 16 then.

1481
01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:01,599
Nicely done.

1482
01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:05,599
You don't recognize the language that it's being written in.

1483
01:06:06,239 --> 01:06:07,599
Like is that even draconic?

1484
01:06:08,239 --> 01:06:10,000
It's not draconic that they're writing in.

1485
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Or giant or orcish or goblin?

1486
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,960
Or giant or orcish or goblin.

1487
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,279
Okay.

1488
01:06:15,279 --> 01:06:16,639
What about dwarven?

1489
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:17,759
Is it celestial?

1490
01:06:18,719 --> 01:06:20,079
It's not celestial.

1491
01:06:21,279 --> 01:06:24,079
I'm pretty sure none of you have it, but let me just double check.

1492
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:24,960
Is it druidic?

1493
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:26,239
No.

1494
01:06:26,239 --> 01:06:27,679
I just said all mine.

1495
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:30,159
So if it's not those, I don't have it.

1496
01:06:30,159 --> 01:06:30,880
Same, Zeus.

1497
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,119
Guys, turns out they were writing in common the whole time.

1498
01:06:33,759 --> 01:06:35,199
Again, I didn't ask about that.

1499
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,639
Well, what about Donnie though?

1500
01:06:36,639 --> 01:06:43,279
Because he can speak telepathically, so can he try to send them like...

1501
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,119
Like a smiley face and a peace sign and a dove?

1502
01:06:47,119 --> 01:06:47,279
Yeah, exactly.

1503
01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:50,079
Like pictures or something.

1504
01:06:50,079 --> 01:06:52,319
The universal sign for you want to get high.

1505
01:06:52,319 --> 01:06:53,440
Something pictogrammy.

1506
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,639
And a thumbs up.

1507
01:06:54,639 --> 01:06:55,360
Yes.

1508
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,240
And like a finger to your lips like shh.

1509
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:58,960
Yes.

1510
01:06:58,960 --> 01:06:59,679
All of that.

1511
01:06:59,679 --> 01:07:00,639
I love all of that.

1512
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:07,440
He does something along those lines, but he tells you...

1513
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,599
Guys, I think they do speak draconic.

1514
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,720
They're very slow when they speak.

1515
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,200
It takes...

1516
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,840
It's painful to listen to.

1517
01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:20,800
I mean, they're toads, so...

1518
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:22,180
Yeah.

1519
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:29,760
He says that they do have a leader who sometimes speaks more better, as they put it.

1520
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,920
Maybe we can try and talk to him?

1521
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,120
Sure.

1522
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:38,160
In draconic, really slowly, I say, take me to your leader.

1523
01:07:50,800 --> 01:08:01,519
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1524
01:08:01,519 --> 01:08:06,160
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